How to write like Seth Godin
1)      Tell some folksy anecdote or recollect something about the day
2)      Ask a generic question about customers, staff, marketing, etc
3)      Close it up with the point of what you were saying but still be a bit vague about it all
Let’s take this post: Mowing the …

Nothing to do with torrents at all…
http://www.mininova.org/tor/2435989
Super Monkey Group has been downloaded 921 times via this torrent. Torrents rock!

Step 1)
Write a script where key scenes can play out in three different ways. We have the happy version, the sad version and the dark version.
Step 2)
Film the movie, performing all variations of these key scenes.
Step 3)
Cut the movie together so you now have three versions.
Step 4)
Distribute the film to …

I don't have to be part of the underground marriage circuit any longer.
Google “ordained minister” and get ordained as a minister within minutes.

you’re either approaching your best moment or travelling away from it
Hard to be depressed looking at a cute girl …

Did you know, dear E, that there is a building in which all the lost things of the world are kept? The location is kept hidden so people just don’t turn up. If you apply to search their archives then they sedate you and then you awaken in the preparation …

Hey everyone, the Australian Government has released a discussion paper which briefly summarises the key arguments for and against an R18+ classification for computer games http://www.ag.gov.au/gamesclassification
Submissions are now open until 28th February 2010 about whether Australian should include an R18+ classification for computer games.
Go to the site, fill out the …

Argh, so frustrating trying to buy a new mobile phone.
After talking for a while in Vodafone store about wanting a phone that could store reminders – like when a birthday was coming up, I get the “we don’t have that in stock”. Right. So then ask what they …

All the footpaths in Australia will be made of that bouncy rubbery footpath stuff.  They’ve got experimental patches in the city testing their longevity.
Putting two inches of that really crappy ham on pizza will be a crime.  You know when it is so thick that the ham underneath doesn’t even …

About as useful as elbow patches on a skateboarding otter who has never had
a skateboarding accident.
About as useful as an Albanian Lunging Snail at the Australian Lunging Snail
show.
About as useful as a master shoelace tying champion’s assistant who packs
him a toolkit rather than his deluxe shoelace collection when he has …