Electron shells.
Janine had a goyfriend who was a casual genius. She was studying law like a good jewish girl and every time she talked to James about law he already knew everything about it. At first she used to say “he’s so smart,” and “I’m in love with his big …

once when i was little me and my friend tom declared war on the sun because there had been this war movie on and they had declared war and so we decided to declare war and we got the dog involved and he was a General and then we asked …

General Manager
Scott was a General Manager but no one knew what he was the General Manager of and everyone was afraid to ask because one day Scott came home and put a plastic container in the refrigerator that was filled with a deep red liquid and then the next day …

Men have such kindness, such gentleness in them, such love and beauty that often is hidden away from the world. It is only men who see the heart of other men, who see their suffering, who see them pine away. It is men who have such generosity in them, to …

Long Distance
James broke up with Emily after she took over the east coast of America and went on television showing pictures of the death ray
he had wanted to see if the long distance thing would work but she kept sending him these emails and writing about all these other guys …

My time with you was much like an extended drinking session.
Sure it was good at the time but now I’m just hungover and sick.

after the dog flew away mum was mad with dad for not fixing the net like he said he would and dad was grumpy because he knew he should have fixed the net like he said he would and the yard was quiet without the swooshing of the dog’s wings …

grandma rang up and opened with “all your plans and hopes for the future will be rendered utterly useless and only at the end will you realise the true futility of life” and i’m like, hello grandma, how are you today, are they feeding you nice food and did you …

the initial drilling went pretty well i guess and apart from some machine malfunctions hitting us for three days straight like we were cursed we mostly stayed on schedule
the dyes and pouring were an exercise in frustration because of the reduced gravity and some geniuses hadn’t thought to think about …

she dated a plumber and although she knew they would make a joke about a sexy single woman calling a plumber and then porn stuff happens, she still smiled when it did because it’s funny, just like nurses who go out with guys and they all wear their uniforms to …