when they returned

18 August 2009

when all the dead came back to life in one go there was none of that rotting flesh brain-eating dusty bones you’d expect because they came back at the age they died and got younger over the next few days until they were between mid-twenties to mid-thirties or got older until they were about twenty and mostly what happened was a lot of them complained about not having a house to live in now and everyone with a house had to pack them all in and we only had a two-bedroom place but every room was filled up with the resurrected dead and we spent ages telling the really far back ones about television and not touching the television but of course they touched the television and broke the back off and luckily dan stopped two of them before they shoved their hands in there and got zapped right back to being dead all over again.

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